TAKE THE GINGERBREAD SEX TEST

Find out if your bedroom action is half-baked.

Q: Does your sex partner?

(a) Lie motionless,

(b) Appear bored,

(c) Fakes sleeping,

(d) All of the above?

A: If yes to any of the above, then chew off your arm and run, run, run like the gingerbread man. And buy the shirt ; )