BIG BRAIN vs LITTLE BRAIN.

Males are born with two brains – a big one and a little one located in the head of the penis. It is a scientific fact that Little Brain wins out over Big Brain every time. Especially when fed alcohol.



 • 100% cotton

 • Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester

 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 

 • Open-end yarn

 • Tubular fabric

 • Taped neck and shoulders

 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!