THE ANGRY PIRATE!

Ejaculate in your partner’s eye and give them a simultaneous ‘dead-leg’ wallop and they’ll hop around like a peg-leg pirate making angry “Arrrggghhhh!” sounds. Chicks dig it.

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!